I am really starting to believe that I can hear my biological clock ticking....24 equates to 30 yrs in female terms..and 38 yrs in swahili cultural years....gasp....they have lost hope in me back home I might as well tell them I plan to live with my 15 cats for the rest of my life...back to the clock...i am not kidding my body is telling me its time to start poppin mini-me ummus....if fetuses could pick what mother they wanted....it would not be me...i love babies and the idea of molding someone to be exactly like me is very...enticing...but i have a very set in stone schedule for these mini-me(s)..
1 to 10 days old: learn to pronounce Mama
20 to 40 days old: master Al-Fatiha
4 to 7 months old: picking up a second language ( yet to be decided)
1 yrs old: 10 'juzuu memorized
2 to 3 yrs: learn french...oui oui
6 to 7 yrs: mastered Beethoven and Mozart
20 yrs: mommy hops to Paris for a 1 day shopping trip ever since child became bigger than bill gates
What a lucky fetus!